Are You a Groder or Wigger?

This quick test should help you figure out that question that has been eating you up inside: Am I a wigger or a groder?

Your favorite type of rap is about:
(a) Positive messages
(b) The gangsta life
(c) Drugs and alcohol
(d) Adidas and gold chains

NASCAR is awesome because:
(a) The cars go fast
(b) The culture promotes drunken behavior
(c) Methamphetamines
(d) NASCAR is not awesome

You would rather wear:
(a) Reebok
(b) K-Swiss
(c) Nike
(d) G-Unit
(e) BK
(f) Keds

You went to see Hustle & Flow:
(a) The day it came out
(b) At the sneak preview
(c) You are waiting for the Special Edition DVD

Your pimp hand is:
(a) Strong to very strong
(b) Moderately strong
(c) Average
(d) Weak
(e) What’s a pimp hand?

If you could choose a nickname it would be:
(a) Deluxe 187
(b) Flawless
(c) Chief
(d) The Bishop “Insert Your Name” Magic Juan
(e) Rabid Rob
(f) Flex

2 Fast 2 Furious is about to come on TV, do you:
(a) Try to Tivo it so you can watch it later
(b) Stop everything and watch it now
(c) Call all your friends and tell them it's on
(d) Don't watch it because you already have it on DVD
(e) Watch ‘Pimp My Ride’ instead

How many times have you seen 2 Fast 2 Furious:
(a) 0
(b) 1-3
(c) 4-6
(d) 7-10
(e) 10+

Did you buy the last Beastie Boys album?
(a) Yes
(b) No

Ok so this wasn’t the most sophisticated test in the world, but basically if you answered any of the questions you are probably both a groder and a wigger.