Fiery Habanero

Here at Groderz, we like to keep our fans up to date on the latest Doritos buzz. I don't know why, it just kind of turned out that way.

Anyway, I recently bought a bag of their latest: Fiery Habanero. They purposefully left off the tilde ('~') in habanero, which is a bad omen from the start, but I bought a bag nevertheless.

Fiery Habanero is for-real spicy, not fake-nasty-spicy like Ranchero, so at least they got that going for them. But in the end, I threw away half of the bag and went and bought some Black Pepper Jack. The Habanero just weren't all that good. I feel pretty bad, considering that Doritos are ridiculously expensive.