Normally small children don't meet the stringent criteria to qualify as ninjas, especially suburban white kids with no known Asian heritage, but occasionally exceptions will arise. This kid lives down the street from me; his parents figured he could generate some supplemental income for the family if he started providing security for the neighborhood. My neighborhood association is a well-run organization with clear guidelines for the appropriation of funds, so a vote was necessary. As a member of the neighborhood counsel I was present when the "ninja protection" proposal was put forth to the counsel, needless to say we were all extremely incredulous. We immediately decided to form a committee to investigate the need for a ninja on the neighborhood payroll. At first the ability to enter a castle by means of stealth, launching a surprise attack on the inhabitants, becoming invisible, turning into animals, jumping over buildings, and the ability to fly didn’t seem very important, but after careful consideration we approved the proposal and hired the kid. It’s worth noting that the decision was also sparked by a sudden increase in pillaging and Samurai attacks in the community. Six months later the crime rate is down and we all feel much safer in our homes. Remember to never underestimate the power of a 6-year-old ninja.
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