Friday, November 11, 2005

Biography of a Real American Ninja

Chuck Norris is a fellow ninja of mine, and we go way back. He taught me a lot of things about beards. There are a lot of things you probably don't know about him, though. The nice people at 4Q, a "Random Facts Site," have documented some of the most notable but lesser known details of his existence here. I advise you to click.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris’s sweat is the only ingredient in cobra anti-venom.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris can make beef jerky from his own skin.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris uses burlap toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris was made from broken glass, nails, brick mortar and dynamite.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a blowtorch.

nicole said...

chuck norris is my boyfriend