Groderz

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Homeless Vets with Cystic Fibrosis

Friday, August 19, 2005

Unabomber Composite Sketch

Classic. This is the best composite sketch ever released by the FBI. In a 1996 press release "FBI officials said they are no longer interested in releasing a sketch of the Unabomber without sunglasses, and one veteran artist said that such a drawing could be harmful to the investigation." That's because this sketch is totally awesome, why would they need another one? I always thought when they pulled him out of his shack out in the middle of nowhere they should have adorned him with the trademark sunglasses and hooded sweatshirt. The interview after the capture might have gone something like this:

"So Special Agent Utah, how exactlly were you able to apprehend the suspect?”

"Initially we used various surveillance and canvassing techniques as part of our strategy to identify potential terrorists. But our big break came when my partner, Special Agent Rodriguez saw the suspect in the 7-Eleven parking lot wearing a hooded sweatshirt and excessively large sunglasses, that's when we followed him back to this shack in the middle of nowhere and were able to make the capture."

Friday, July 22, 2005

Oak Grove Elementary School 15-year Reunion

Time: 7:30 pm
Date: Aug 6, 2005
Where: Oak Grove Elementary Cafeteria

All graduating members of the class of 1990 are invited to a very special evening in celebration of graduating 7th grade 15 years ago. Capri Sun and Now & Laters will be served all night.

The evening will be hosted Mr. Joseph Mosley in attempt to get the “gang” back together. Joseph looks forward to seeing you all and please feel free to bring any 80’s nostalgia to help relive all those great days spent together at Oak Grove.

Also, it is rumored that there will a special cameo appearance by Wayne.

RSVP:
Joseph Mosley 404-634-5785

Thursday, May 05, 2005

shameless plug

[http://www.realultimatepower.net/]

This site is ridiculously funny.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Ninja Brahs

Brahnage Brahtant Ninja Wooktles

Number One Asian Thug Crime Boss. Dr. Chin runs local Triad mafia. Watch out boss, you're next.

Notle and Brown, winning combination.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

No caption could ever fully depict what is going on in this picture so I won't even try. We all know this guy though, this is the guy that can always drink more beers than you no matter how hard you try to keep up. I like to call him Ben Thrower. If you ever see him at a keg party, watch out!

This scary looking dude can usually be seen cruising around neighborhoods after school looking for little kids to bother. While his electric scooter does give him good range, the low speed limits his ability to evade angry parents and police.

There are many great reasons to visit Folly Beach, SC
here are a few I discovered last time I was there:

a) the Android
b) beer
iii) the beach
4) underground hip-hop movement (gay)
5) local breakdance teams (homos)
vi) the chill n' grill
j) more beer
k) the loyal members of the Folly Beach sleeper cell
8) the new water tower

Monday, April 11, 2005

The Brahtine Chapel

Friday, April 08, 2005

This chart illustrates what can happen to you if you smoke too much weed.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

"The Brahnald"

Official Groder Definition

Groder
A generic name for any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the groder is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot.
"Have you seen the grodeo they have at Sonic's Drive Thru on the weekend? It is full of groders smoking cigarettes and listening to shitty music. Groders are the product of genetic mutation between White Trash and Wiggers."
Source: Brandon Bilinski Jul 12, 2004

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Teen pop idol

This young lad has all the attitude, style and charm it takes to succeed in the Ukraine. In his home town of Anievikievk the pop star Makcnm is known for his boyish good-looks and slow love ballads. Watch out ladies.

The good folks over at Extreme Video have a lot going on these days, Ultimate Fighting, Wu Tang Clan and Bum Fights, the choice of quality extreme video is baffling. Keep Extreme Video Exchange in mind for all your extreme needs.

Monday, March 21, 2005

One of the classics, originally posted at the Ween Forum the official Wook #17 picture thread.

Although this guy seems pretty anti-Brah I'm sure they would get along just fine.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

"Don't be a fool, smoke weed everyday!"

The Brah also enjoys basketball, seen here with his fellow Denver Nugs teammates.

The Brah seems to have a penchant for the finer things in life.

Brahwa

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Brah Wars

It is a period of civil war. Rebel dealers, striking from a hidden base, have sold their first pound to the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret nugs from the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough herb to get an entire planet high. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen nugs that can keep her people stoned and restore freedom to the galaxy...