50K Racewalker

When you beat this game you will always finish third place.

Best Game(s) Ever

These Videlectrix games are so awesome and intense I almost took in dump in my pants while playing.

50K Racewalker

Hallrunner

Playing games on a computer is always more fun than not playing games on a computer.

Biography of a Real American Ninja

Chuck Norris is a fellow ninja of mine, and we go way back. He taught me a lot of things about beards. There are a lot of things you probably don't know about him, though. The nice people at 4Q, a "Random Facts Site," have documented some of the most notable but lesser known details of his existence here. I advise you to click.