"The Brahnald"
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Official Groder Definition
Groder
A generic name for any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the groder is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot.
"Have you seen the grodeo they have at Sonic's Drive Thru on the weekend? It is full of groders smoking cigarettes and listening to shitty music. Groders are the product of genetic mutation between White Trash and Wiggers."
Source: Brandon Bilinski Jul 12, 2004
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Teen pop idol
This young lad has all the attitude, style and charm it takes to succeed in the Ukraine. In his home town of Anievikievk the pop star Makcnm is known for his boyish good-looks and slow love ballads. Watch out ladies.
Monday, March 21, 2005
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Brah Wars
It is a period of civil war. Rebel dealers, striking from a hidden base, have sold their first pound to the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret nugs from the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough herb to get an entire planet high. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen nugs that can keep her people stoned and restore freedom to the galaxy...
